Every band, translated
Scores here come in five fixed bands. 90–100, Written in the Stars: rare air — most pairs never see it. 70–89, Strong Spark: the sweet spot where share cards get sent. 45–69, Promising: the honest middle, where most real couples land. 20–44, Slow Burn: the engine shrugs, the story is still yours. 0–19, Beautiful Chaos: statistically ordinary, comedically devastating, and completely meaningless — the tier copy says so with a straight face.
Why the middle bands are crowded
The engine spreads scores across the full 0–100 range, and the math of many possible name-pairs bunches most of them into the middle — the same bell-shape you'd see rolling two dice. Extremes exist at both ends but take specific letter signatures to reach. If you and your partner scored 62, you're in the most populated club on the site; if you scored 97, screenshot it, because it's genuinely uncommon.
Your percentage is forever — plan accordingly
Unlike horoscopes, this number doesn't drift. The same pair of names maps to the same signature and the same score next week and next decade, which makes the result link a usable artifact: bookmark it, re-open it on an anniversary, put it in the group chat pinned messages. Couples have re-tested years later expecting the algorithm to have "come to its senses". It never does. That's the charm.
Reading the bands like a teacher, not a fortune-teller
There is a classroom in every score band. The high bands teach statistics — rare events exist, and here is one. The middle bands teach expectation: most rolls of two dice land near seven, and most couples land near the middle. The low band teaches the healthiest lesson of all — a number does not get a vote on your relationships. However you use the percentage, the bands give the conversation a shared vocabulary, and the result link gives it a keepsake. That is more mileage than most party games offer.
