The tab you've already opened twelve times
This page exists because the classic crush move is typing the same two names into every calculator on the internet hoping one of them says 96. This one won't change its mind on refresh — that's the point. You get the number, the tier, a story that mentions you both, and a card that frames the whole thing as the joke-with-a-wink it is. If the score's high, send it with confidence; if it's low, the copy blames a mango tree, not you.
Signals the algorithm can't see
A name engine reads letters; crushes broadcast signals. The reliable ones are boringly consistent: they remember small details, they invent reasons to talk, their friends act strange around you, they mirror your pace and slang, and they keep showing up in places they don't strictly need to be. The checklist above turns those into a five-minute self-audit — more predictive than any percentage, and free.
From score to something real
Every crush calculator's honest ending is the same: the number can't ask them out — you have to. The after-the-test guide turns the card into a message template: send it with "the algorithm has spoken," let humor carry the risk, and let the actual invitation be human. Worst case you keep a funny card. Best case the algorithm gets to be wrong about a slow burn.
