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The Love Calculator, rebuilt for phones

Type two names. Get a score that never changes, a tier with a story, and a share card worth sending. Same names, same score — forever.

Just for fun — a calculator can't measure a real relationship.

Three steps: type names, engine builds a signature, get score and card
Two names in, one honest (if unscientific) verdict out.

Same names, same score — the part the classics got wrong

Love calculators have been a fixture of the internet since the nineties, and the most famous one still runs the same formula it did when dial-up was normal. But refresh its result page and the randomness underneath shows. This rebuild fixes the one thing that matters for playing together: the score is a pure function of the two names. You and your partner can test from different phones, different cities, different years — the number agrees with itself every time.

Five score tiers from Written in the Stars to Beautiful Chaos
Five tiers, from dazzling to comedic — every score lands in exactly one.

Built to be shared, honest about being a game

Every result comes with a share card — a 1080×1350 image with the names, the score and the verdict, sized for stories and group chats. The card is drawn in your browser; the names never touch a server. And because a score without context is just a cold number, each tier ships with copy that knows what it is: a party game with good manners. For the deeper questions — like what actually predicts a lasting couple — the compatibility guide separates the fun from the research.

Start anywhere

New here? Type two names above and you're done in a second — or take a detour: score famous couples, see how the number is made, or learn what to send afterwards in the after-the-test guide. Every page works without an account, offline once loaded, and on any phone from the last decade.

Frequently asked questions

Is this love calculator free?

Completely free, no signup, no limits, no ads-as-obstacles. Every calculation runs in your browser.

Will the same two names always get the same score?

Yes — the engine is deterministic by design, so your result link works as a permanent keepsake.

Does anyone see the names I type?

No. The math happens on your device; recent tests are stored only in your own browser and you can clear them.

What's the highest score possible?

100 — but scores above 90 are rare by design. Most pairs land in the Promising middle band.

Can I use it for fictional characters or pets?

Absolutely. The engine doesn't distinguish Romeo from a golden retriever — both get a fair modulo.